eh ya hey ya eh yo
long days in heaven, short days in hell. earth days are ok, for the frog in the well
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zomg this is how cute a ghost that’s pissed off
pin do. bian du. 边度。where. literally, “degrees to the side”. cantonese people think trigonometrically!
english: like to eat brinjal
cantonese: ngor hai sek ai gwa
indonesian: suka makan terung
mandarin: 喜欢吃切子
teochew: hee hua jiak kior
thai: chop kin ma khuer
นานๆนะๆ, by lula. according to judo janice, it means “long long” and it’s about wanting this love to last as long as possible.
kopi, music and instant noodles!
singaporean males tend to converse as though they are comparing dick sizes. i rode a big bike of this brand this number of kilometres this morning. whew! my camera has this lens and is this big and it can do this and this. i bought a supercomputer with ridiculous processing power just so i can play some silly boring game on it.
a lot of it has to do with sports. more prominently, a lot of it involves one-upmanship, and this is utilized by both males and females. very, very interestingly, it has to do with one-upmanship in suffering: that’s not the worse lor, my prof ah, gave us 20 billion pieces of homework! your son is not as bad as mine, mine ah, siao one, everyday never study, next time sure become roadsweeper! it’s almost as though being lousy and lowly in status makes one more important and higher in class.
singaporeans are weird.
